The Obama Car…

Now that the president is making the decisions for our car companies I expect he will be designing and selling a new auto – “The Obama Car”. It will get 1000 miles to the gallon; it will seat 8 comfortably, will have the ability to tow a camping trailer up to 5500 lbs, and comes in an assortment of different colors.

The safety standard is beyond anything ever accomplished before; it will be made of titanium and as long as you use the mandatory seat belt package you will never have to worry about having an injury from an accident again. The tires will not have to be replaced for the life of the car. Oil changes are a thing of the past and with 1000 mpg you may never see a gas station again.

It is also well equipped with an animal sensor as to alert you to any animal within 50 yds of the vehicle. Never again will there be a dead deer or squirrel on the road and no more windshield replacements due to a deer on your hood. As a matter of fact the glass is indestructible and will never need replacement. The driver’s cabin is also cell repellant so never again do we need to worry about distracted drivers talking on their cell phones or mosquitoes. This along with the latest in GPS - the government will always know where you are and what you are doing in your new Obama Car.

The GPS includes a listening and monitoring device that enables government officials to determine if you are a danger to the others on the road (automatically dispatches a “government detention and apprehension volunteer” if any of the following radio hosts are detected on the Obama radio; Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Hugh Hewitt, Bill O’Reilly, or a list of others that are located under the driver side visor of your new Obama Car) who will escort you to the nearest government detention facility. It will also dispense a traffic ticket immediately into the Obama Car's designated ticket holder that replaces the traditional glove box every time you go over the speed limit, fail to come to a complete stop, fail to signal a lane change, drink coffee, eat fast food, and forget to feed the meter at your favorite city boutique. It comes with an optional fast food avoidance device which locks the windows so you can’t roll down the window at your favorite fast food eatery. It is included automatically for all Americans that participate in the new “Voluntary Obama Government Healthcare Insurance Program” to be rolled out next fall at the motor vehicles near you. More details when Obama takes over the Healthcare and Insurance Industries.

When your kids turn 16 they will be given one of these Obama cars as a “gift”. The government will have auto pay from their pay check or if they don’t have a job, the payment can be automatically deducted from either parent, guardian, one of their two moms or two dads or any other government recognized family arrangement (details about this program can be found on the mandatory childcare and public education Czar's website www.indoctrinatingforthefuture.edu.org.gov), and direct deposited into your government investment account. All Americans will be required to set up a direct deposit into their government investment account in order to purchase the Obama Car.

So you see the government in the car business may not be such a bad idea after all. Think of how easy and safe you can be. What does this car cost you ask? Just your freedom; a small price to pay for all of this safety and convenience! I am sure everyone will want one once they start rolling off the assembly line…